IMDB es, como cualquier foro abierto de internet, un smorgasrbord de estupideces, injurias, diatribas y elogios desmedidos. Mucha paja, pues. No obstante -o, como dicen en Jujutla, pero más sin embargo- de vez en vez se encuentra una joyita.
Y para joyita, ninguna más grande que este thread, comenzado (¿a propósito?) con una historia inverosímil de Bill Murray agrediendo a alguien por su elección de vestuario. De ahí pal real: las anécdotas que los IMDBeros añaden a la lista van subiendo de tono, volviéndose cada vez más improbables… y francamente cagadas.
Aquí el link:
Y, para el flojo, aquí unas muestras:
Bill Murray was mean to my coat…
-I was in Wisconsin the other week, purchasing a jar of pickles. On my return flight, Bill Murray took one look at my coat and laughed. “Nice coat, jerkass!”, he snickered. “I had a coat like that years ago while they were still fashionable, geekwad”, he added. I went home feeling really sad.
-I saw him in scotland playing golf in June. I just went up to him and said in a very tame voice “You were robbed of an oscar sir”. He then pulled out a 9 iron and got a ball. I asked what he was doing and he said, “Im gonna count to four.” He took a few practice swings and then started to count up. “1…2…3″.
-he shot my brother in both of his arms and legs with a 12 gauge, i told him he was out of order but he said he wasnt so we agreed to disagree
-I was in Cincinatti just recently and Bill Murray tried to follow me on the street. He was wearing a wig and had a comb on his top lip. I knew it was him though. He wanted my shoes and when I wouldn’t give them to him he challenged me to a footrace.
-Bill Murray raped my turtle.
-The last time i saw Billy he was running towards an aids clinic in london with a tank full of gasoline and a stick that was on fire, screaming about how he was going to clean things up around here.
-The other day I was in Albuquerque looking for some soya tomotaes when who should (and did) happen upon the retailer but Bill ‘Bill Murray’ Murray. He stuffed an ice cream into my t-shirt’s face. Then to celebrate he tried to light a cigar but the plastic wrapper was still on.